Sheenor at 22-01-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago) (m) It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student
Mensah, a Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university. The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"Very good! Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?
Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976".
The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"
The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded
Mensah put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".
At that point, a student in the back scornfully said, "Hmmm, you think you are smart"
The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Mensah said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Eat this!"
Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Mensah whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,200 and others e.t.c
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Mistura at 22-01-2010 07:14 PM (15 years ago) (f) i think its a nice one
Posted: at 22-01-2010 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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MrDon at 22-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) @Mistura it is cos u dont know it has been posted b4 Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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e bi like say you this Mr.Don na posted be4 u chop today! Any way sheenor its a NICE ONE...good good Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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adedupcy at 22-01-2010 08:38 PM (15 years ago) (f) 9ice one Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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just2sexy at 22-01-2010 09:36 PM (15 years ago) (m) Posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! Posted: at 22-01-2010 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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for your VILLAGE SHEY? Posted: at 23-01-2010 12:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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MrDon at 23-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) lolz....for him room Posted: at 23-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hahahahaha...YOU TOO FUNNY Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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MrDon at 23-01-2010 03:30 PM (15 years ago) (m) it is funny sections here Big Bros, so everyone gets to be funny.... Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Na wa How many times you dey log out a DAY SEF... I HAVE LOG IN ONCE SINCE MORNING YET I HAVEN'T LOG OUT... Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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ademola78 at 23-01-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago) (m) @sheenor, good one... witty.  I no wan know where nor who posted b4. Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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MrDon at 23-01-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol.....so dey count mu logins and logouts ? nawa ooo for moneyin..... Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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posted b4, many times.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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xter at 23-01-2010 04:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) shut up jooor.....na good joke
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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E dey blood too NA;After all U dey NP be4 I come; U may not remember but I DO?BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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E dey blood too NA;After all U dey NP be4 I come; U may not remember but I DO?BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... For U SILLYJOKER Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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shut up jooor.....na good joke
Abeg Help me tell am; My Broda Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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ademola78 at 23-01-2010 04:52 PM (15 years ago) (m) oh oh... Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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OK_OOOO!!! cool...BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii for my guy Ademola Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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