Ghana must go!

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student

Mensah, a  Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.
 
          Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"

"Very good!
 
            Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?

Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded

Mensah put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,
 
              "Hmmm, you think you are smart"

The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Mensah said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled, 
 
            "Oh yeah? Eat this!"

Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, 
 
          "You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Mensah whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,200 and others e.t.c

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Posted: at 22-01-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

@Mistura it is cos u dont know it has been posted b4

Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ice one

Posted: at 22-01-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

for your VILLAGE SHEY?

Posted: at 23-01-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahahahaha...YOU TOO FUNNY

Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Na wa How many times you dey log out a DAY SEF...
I HAVE LOG IN ONCE SINCE MORNING YET I HAVEN'T LOG OUT...

Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

lol.....so dey count mu logins and logouts ? nawa ooo for moneyin.....

Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

shut up jooor.....na good joke

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Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

E dey blood too NA;After all U dey NP be4 I come;
U may not remember but I DO?BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
For U SILLYJOKER

Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

oh oh...

Posted: at 23-01-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac