I Missed

Date: 28-01-2010 3:33 pm (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 28-01-2010 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "phyuk, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don�t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I phyuk�n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don�t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn�t help mutter, "Oh phyuk�" The priest said, "That�s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "phyuk, I Missed".









Grin Grin Grin









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Posted: at 28-01-2010 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- Sheenor at 28-01-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk he died!
Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 28-01-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, i miss the missing of this shit...Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 28-01-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-01-2010 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks guys
Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 28-01-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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u welcome
Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-01-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-01-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, that was cool. .
Nice one General.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 28-01-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk because he is phyuked up
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, I did missed this joke.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 28-01-2010 08:36 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, u re all welcome....Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, no thanks.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meeki at 28-01-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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missed....i phyuked !
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 28-01-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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haahaa
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 29-01-2010 09:59 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 29-01-2010 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 29-01-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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phyuked..missed u all guyz
Posted: at 29-01-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 29-01-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: colenzo on 28-01-2010 08:24 PM
phyuk because he is phyuked up

lol
Posted: at 29-01-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 29-01-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, she saysb lol
Posted: at 29-01-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damover at 29-01-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk i didnt miss luaghing
Posted: at 29-01-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 29-01-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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phyuk, am passing
Posted: at 29-01-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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