Hilarious! Check Out Different Football Clubs Nigerian Musicians Are Compared To ....

Date: 21-05-2016 7:26 am (7 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.

See below:-

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?

24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

This list is just for Fun!!



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Posted: at 21-05-2016 07:26 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- akinmanchy at 21-05-2016 07:46 AM (7 years ago)
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Poster u dey craze? Where u put blackface? For ur info: the guy is back and he's trying to mobilise all the Indian hemp smokers in Lagos to try music, I mean reggae music. And his football club? Let's just call him Stationary Stores

Posted: at 21-05-2016 07:46 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 21-05-2016 07:47 AM (7 years ago)
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poster you try
Posted: at 21-05-2016 07:47 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 21-05-2016 07:48 AM (7 years ago)
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poster you try
Posted: at 21-05-2016 07:48 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Mykie010 at 21-05-2016 08:11 AM (7 years ago)
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Lol,I like no 21
Posted: at 21-05-2016 08:11 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kison at 21-05-2016 08:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-05-2016 08:16 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- morgan1 at 21-05-2016 08:38 AM (7 years ago)
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I SEE...
Posted: at 21-05-2016 08:38 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- leodavinci at 21-05-2016 08:50 AM (7 years ago)
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Blackface na giwa fc.......
Posted: at 21-05-2016 08:50 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ostaino at 21-05-2016 09:09 AM (7 years ago)
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Flavour nko. One of d bests.
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:09 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- willyking at 21-05-2016 09:22 AM (7 years ago)
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Those wey no appear there no get foodball clubs maybe na basketball list heir name go appear, the poster try.
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:22 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mia4321 at 21-05-2016 09:24 AM (7 years ago)
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Lol....                                                                                                                           
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:24 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 21-05-2016 09:26 AM (7 years ago)
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@eodavinci, you they funny ooo... so blackface na giwafc,
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:26 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 21-05-2016 09:26 AM (7 years ago)
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poster u no get work lol
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:26 AM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- yagosky at 21-05-2016 09:27 AM (7 years ago)
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Abdukarim —  ABiola babes
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:27 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- raynebee at 21-05-2016 09:29 AM (7 years ago)
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Lol...crazy                                                                       
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:29 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 21-05-2016 09:58 AM (7 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 21-05-2016 09:58 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Akwoisoldier at 21-05-2016 11:22 AM (7 years ago)
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I like 24 , But na number 8 wey I no understand
Posted: at 21-05-2016 11:22 AM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- BournIdentity at 21-05-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago)
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Hehehehehe,,,,, nobsmalltin
Posted: at 21-05-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teral at 21-05-2016 04:23 PM (7 years ago)
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What of pesqure
Posted: at 21-05-2016 04:23 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mia4321 at 21-05-2016 04:43 PM (7 years ago)
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oh really???                                                                                                               
Posted: at 21-05-2016 04:43 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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