That's the last thing I remem...ber...

Date: 02-02-2010 5:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 2-02-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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So the other night my GF and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we're laying in bed.

 I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her "Wanna have sex?"
"No." She answered.

I said, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes." She replied.

Then I said jokingly, "I'd like to phone a friend." for a help !!!!!!!

That's the last thing I remem...ber... i woke up in hospital with bandages all over my head !!!

What an expensive joke Huh?

14_Inches

Posted: at 2-02-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- asaph at 2-02-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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that was nice to happen to you.....
Posted: at 2-02-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meetmeontop at 2-02-2010 10:57 PM (14 years ago)
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Posted: at 2-02-2010 10:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Its dry and u want it wet?..........just go and pee on it...simple
Posted: at 2-02-2010 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-02-2010 01:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  2-02-2010 11:53 PM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Its dry and u want it wet?..........just go and pee on it...simple
imafo...hahahahah
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-02-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it


I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"

I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-02-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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oh dear. sorry Oo
Posted: at 3-02-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 3-02-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hnmmm
Posted: at 3-02-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 3-02-2010 01:03 PM (14 years ago)
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14 inches but u should have use 50:50 or ask d audience b/4 phone a friend.



but my dear accept my sympathy on dat brutal act guess it ws out of jealousy.   hmn
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-02-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  3-02-2010 11:41 AM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it


I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"

I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!


14_Inches

Grin Grin b4 nah per minute e dey beat?
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 3-02-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 3-02-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Guy how ur side nah?
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-02-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mistura on  3-02-2010 01:03 PM
14 inches but u should have use 50:50 or ask d audience b/4 phone a friend.



but my dear accept my sympathy on dat brutal act guess it ws out of jealousy.   hmn

Unfortunately, technically and segxwally pseaking, I got only one lifeline left at that moment which was only by asking a friend for such as an important assistant !!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-02-2010 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  3-02-2010 01:18 PM
Guy how ur side nah?
left side or right side?
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nollunton at 3-02-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- meetmeontop at 3-02-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  3-02-2010 11:41 AM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it


I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"

I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!


14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- adedupcy at 3-02-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-02-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: meetmeontop on  3-02-2010 02:36 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  3-02-2010 11:41 AM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it


I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"

I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!


14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil

That was about a month agao. am sure it needs constant re-oiling and both turn-around re-oiling!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-02-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  3-02-2010 02:53 PM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  3-02-2010 02:36 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  3-02-2010 11:41 AM
Quote from: meetmeontop on  2-02-2010 10:57 PM
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it


I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"

I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!


14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil

That was about a month agao. am sure it needs constant re-oiling and both turn-around re-oiling!!!


14_Inches

i would be delighted to offer that service (FOC) I mean Free Of Chrage !!!

14_Inches
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- just2sexy at 3-02-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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14 don dey craze oh
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