Fulani and Ibo merchant

Date: 07-02-2010 3:25 pm (14 years ago) | Author: SANI GARBA
- at 7-02-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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A Fulani man bought a trouser from an Ibo man and on reaching home  wore the trouser and admired himself in the mirror but after a while he bent down to pick something and the trouser tore. He then pick up a sharp knife and headed for the Ibo mans shop . on reaching the mans shop he asked the man if the trouser he sold to him is a trouser for sitting or standing , the Ibo man after seeing the knife and the anger on the Fulani mans face quickly said it is a trouser ment only for standing and the Fulani man said you are very lucky it was only for standing if not so I will have killed you and he left.

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- Ninky at 7-02-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny,    how come the merchant was an Ibo man
Posted: at 7-02-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ninky at 7-02-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny,    how come the merchant was an Ibo man
Posted: at 7-02-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- uploader at 7-02-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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how much 4 (standing only) trousers?
Posted: at 7-02-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- uploader at 7-02-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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how much 4 (standing only) trousers?
Posted: at 7-02-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meeki at 7-02-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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make i pass jooo
Posted: at 7-02-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 7-02-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 7-02-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ricalade2 at 7-02-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz Cheesy
Posted: at 7-02-2010 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 8-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago)
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good joke there
Posted: at 8-02-2010 01:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 8-02-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 8-02-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 8-02-2010 06:40 AM (14 years ago)
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more than funny
Posted: at 8-02-2010 06:40 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-02-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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crazie fulani man!
Posted: at 8-02-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sahga at 8-02-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-02-2010 01:37 AM
good joke there

Thanx Mr.J2S
Posted: at 8-02-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 8-02-2010 10:06 PM (14 years ago)
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i no dxey here if teeco and mrdon dey vex ooh
Posted: at 8-02-2010 10:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sahga at 8-02-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  8-02-2010 10:06 PM
i no dxey here if teeco and mrdon dey vex ooh

Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 8-02-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sweetnoxy at 8-02-2010 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
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- oguejiofor at 9-02-2010 02:07 AM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 9-02-2010 02:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-02-2010 04:16 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-02-2010 04:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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