Another Opportunity To Slap Mr Ex- President!!!!

Date: 12-02-2010 9:04 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 12-02-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these
ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me,
and got slapped,  but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss
Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me,  but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and that would give me another opportunity to slap Obasanjo again".   


14_Inches   
 
 

Posted: at 12-02-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jenif at 12-02-2010 09:47 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 12-02-2010 09:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 12-02-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago)
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dis isn't funny obasanjo is a legend
Posted: at 12-02-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 13-02-2010 04:34 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 13-02-2010 04:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 13-02-2010 07:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Funny alright. I for no mind slap the guy self.
Posted: at 13-02-2010 07:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 13-02-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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obasanjo is a thief ,corrupt presido,the worst head of state naija have ever had
Posted: at 13-02-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 13-02-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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okez..slapping nd passing
Posted: at 13-02-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 14-02-2010 10:51 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one here,if posible make orji shoot am
Posted: at 14-02-2010 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 14-02-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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i will be back...... i know u dont like that
Posted: at 14-02-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 14-02-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 14-02-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 14-02-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 14-02-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-02-2010 03:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: colenzo on 13-02-2010 10:59 AM
obasanjo is a thief ,corrupt presido,the worst head of state naija have ever had
kill urself
Posted: at 15-02-2010 03:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 15-02-2010 09:41 AM (14 years ago)
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remixed but still funny Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-02-2010 09:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 15-02-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 15-02-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 15-02-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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yessz
Posted: at 15-02-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uploader at 15-02-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Lmao rofl lol.
Posted: at 15-02-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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