The Metro Cop

Date: 18-02-2010 4:23 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
- at 18-02-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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The new metro cop pulled a
speeder who was zipping down
Maple Avenue.
"Can I see your license and
registration, bub?", the cop
inquired.
"But officer," the fellow
started, "I can explain..."
"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the
officer. "You're going
downtown
and sit a while till the sarge gets
back."
"But, officer, I think you really
should know..."
"And I said to shut yer trap!
You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the cop looked
in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the sarge is
at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he
gets back."
"Don't count on it," shot back the
sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Posted: at 18-02-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 18-02-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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wahale deybe that
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-02-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Plenty yawa..
Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 19-02-2010 12:10 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-02-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-02-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mistura at 19-02-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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yawa don gas
Posted: at 19-02-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-02-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 19-02-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Edwizzie at 22-02-2010 08:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-02-2010 07:51 PM
very funny
thanks man.
Posted: at 22-02-2010 08:44 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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