The Interpreter.

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to
Okuokoko village
in Delta state for a convention. He
mounted the podium and started
preaching the gospel.  Barely 10
minutes into
the sermon, he noticed that the
congregation was not catching up
seriously. He called on the nearest
man
(Akpomiemie) and asked him why
they were looking blank.

Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem
no understand your big English".
 Reinhard Bonke thought for a
moment and then asked
Akpomiemie for assistance. This is
what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke : "As it is written in
the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for
bible side"
 Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered
the boat with his disciples"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus fall
inside canoe with him palles"
 Reinhard Bonke : "As the boat was
sailing there was a great storm"
 Akpomiemie : " As the canoe dey
remove na im yawa come gas"
 Reinhard Bonke : " the storm was
so great that it was like a  whirl
wind"
 Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so
tay kasala burst enter"
 Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples
became so afraid and they
shouted master master"
 Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop
him palles, dem begin  hala bros
bros"
 Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up
and calmed down the wind"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus rise
up come arrange the yawa"
  Reinhard Bonke : " He turned to
his disciples and said,  oh ye men
of little faith"
 Akpomiemie : “Na so Jesus look
him palles, shake him head say
UNA FALL MY HAND "
 Reinhard Bonke : “the disciples
replied and said what manner of
man is this?
 Akpomiemie : him palles come
hala say sho... Bro J, which
levels? ,
YOU BE WINSH?"

Posted: at 18-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

o boy u arenge this one well well

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Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Bloody wonderful man.

Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

My guy, you don fall waffi gays hands, hope yawa no gas if them read and understand de koko, cos, waffy guy go provoke!

Posted: at 19-02-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

seen b4 but great

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Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

My joke of the week cant stop laughing

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Posted: at 19-02-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

cool

Posted: at 20-02-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac