The Interpreter.

Date: 18-02-2010 4:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
- at 18-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to
Okuokoko village
in Delta state for a convention. He
mounted the podium and started
preaching the gospel.  Barely 10
minutes into
the sermon, he noticed that the
congregation was not catching up
seriously. He called on the nearest
man
(Akpomiemie) and asked him why
they were looking blank.
Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem
no understand your big English".
 Reinhard Bonke thought for a
moment and then asked
Akpomiemie for assistance. This is
what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke : "As it is written in
the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for
bible side"
 Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered
the boat with his disciples"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus fall
inside canoe with him palles"
 Reinhard Bonke : "As the boat was
sailing there was a great storm"
 Akpomiemie : " As the canoe dey
remove na im yawa come gas"
 Reinhard Bonke : " the storm was
so great that it was like a  whirl
wind"
 Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so
tay kasala burst enter"
 Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples
became so afraid and they
shouted master master"
 Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop
him palles, dem begin  hala bros
bros"
 Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up
and calmed down the wind"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus rise
up come arrange the yawa"
  Reinhard Bonke : " He turned to
his disciples and said,  oh ye men
of little faith"
 Akpomiemie : “Na so Jesus look
him palles, shake him head say
UNA FALL MY HAND "
 Reinhard Bonke : “the disciples
replied and said what manner of
man is this?
 Akpomiemie : him palles come
hala say sho... Bro J, which
levels? ,
YOU BE WINSH?"

Posted: at 18-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- adamson4real1 at 18-02-2010 05:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes ::) wooooooooooooooow
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 18-02-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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o boy u arenge this one well well

Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 18-02-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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too long, summarise pls
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-02-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Bloody wonderful man.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 19-02-2010 12:09 AM (14 years ago)
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remix be ur version is better 9ice one
Posted: at 19-02-2010 12:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anthonydidioma at 19-02-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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My guy, you don fall waffi gays hands, hope yawa no gas if them read and understand de koko, cos, waffy guy go provoke!
Posted: at 19-02-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 19-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool and kind of loving...KUDOS...
Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4 but great

Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- getknoxy at 19-02-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Boy, that's tight
Posted: at 19-02-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 19-02-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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My joke of the week Grin Grin Grin cant stop laughing

Posted: at 19-02-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Edwizzie at 20-02-2010 09:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Thanks all.
Posted: at 20-02-2010 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 20-02-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 20-02-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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