> on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago.
>
> So she sends him this
> care package.He is excited to get a package from his wife
> back home. He finds
> that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS
> tape of his favorite TV
> shows.
>
> He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all
> sitting
> around having a great time eating the cookies and watching
> some episodes of
> South Park.
>
> Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home
> video of his wife on her knees sucking his bestfriend's
> privates. After a few
> seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns
> and spits the load
> right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.
>
> She then looks at the camera
> and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
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