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People actually love life like that?


LESSONS FROM THIS FUNNY JOKE -
Screen-saver!
A rich man died and immediately found his soul
at the gate of heaven. The angel at the gate told
him, “Now you are dead and you are here for
judgment. You didn’t serve God well with all your
heart, but because of all the great and good
efforts you made for humanity when you were
alive, I will give you an uncommon privilege. You
have the chance to choose where you want to
go, hell or heaven.” The rich man asked the
angel to permit him to have a look at both
heaven and hell before he could make a choice.
The angel permitted him, so he allowed him to
first view hell.
When the angel took the rich man to hell, he saw
beautiful ladies wearing swimming kits, dancing
and having fun with glasses of wine. Then the
angel took him to see heaven, there he saw
angels singing hymns and praising God. So the
angel asked the rich man to make a choice. The
rich man said, “I will prefer hell, it is fun and
more exciting there, let me go to hell” Then the
angel said, “According to your decision.”
The rich man was thrown into hell, and to his
greatest surprise he found himself in the flames
of fire with brimstone raining upon him and
demons ready to torment him for ever. The rich
man cried to the angel, “What happened? Where
are those beautiful girls having fun that I saw
here before?” The holy angel replied, “What you
saw then was just a screen-saver”
This a joke, because in reality, there is no
chance for repentance after death, it is judgment
(Hebrews 9:27). But this shows how Satan
deceives people with the things of this world.
Whatever you see in this world are mere screen-
saver; the fun, fame, fancy, fashion, and fortune
are empty screen-saver that have nothing to
profit the real you, which is your soul. Do not sell
yourself to sin because of earthly pleasure and
position and then find yourself in eternal pain and
plaque.
Why will you give up a permanent heavenly
paradise for a passing earthly possession? Don't
be foolish. Do not exchange your soul just for
Satan's screen-saver that can't last as your soul.
Don't jeopardize your soul.
Your soul is the real you, your soul will last
forever just as God will be forever, and just as
Satan will be forever; if you surrender your life to
Jesus Christ and follow Him till the end, you will
reign with God forever in heaven and in pleasure;
but if you remain in sin or fall back into sin, you
will be forever with Satan in the Lake of fire, in
unimaginable torment. NOW YOU HAVE THE
CHANCE TO MAKE A CHOICE, DON'T WAIT
UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!!!

Posted: at 6-09-2016 10:48 AM (8 years ago) | Newbie

na so we go dey form religiousness at such times.. afterwards, we forget and go back to our evil ways... Thank God sha cus the hellfire sef don full with humans

Posted: at 6-09-2016 11:03 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

only in naija

Posted: at 6-09-2016 11:25 AM (8 years ago) | Grande Master

Thank God for their life

Posted: at 6-09-2016 02:12 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thank God for God.
Ever loving, Patient, kind, caring etc all cos of just me.

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Posted: at 6-09-2016 03:02 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Oh GOD u don hear am. So na wen we get emergency naim we dey remember GOD. Na wa o

Posted: at 6-09-2016 03:38 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 THAT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARE CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……………………………………….

Posted: at 6-09-2016 05:06 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

NAIJA TOO FUNNY, NA DIZ KIND OF TYM DEM SABI KNOW GOD

Posted: at 6-09-2016 08:15 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

WASTED GENERATION

Posted: at 6-09-2016 09:25 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

TANK GOD FOR A PRAYER ASWERED

Posted: at 6-09-2016 10:34 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac