The fish is neither male nor female

Date: 24-02-2010 8:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 24-02-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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As King Haroun and Queen Zubayda were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman who was selling fresh fish was brought in front of them. King Haroun decided to buy a fish and gave the fisherman 4000 dirham for it.

The fisherman was overjoyed. He thanked King Haroun and left.

Queen Zubayda turned to her husband in anger and scolded him for paying so much for a fish. King Haroun let her have her say but said that the fish was purchased and that there was nothing that could be done about it.

However, the Queen was adamant and insisted that the fisherman be brought back.

“We will ask the fisherman about the gender of the fish,” she said. “If he answers that it is female, we will say that we wanted a male fish and if his response is that it is male, we will say that we wanted a female fish! Either way, we will be able to return the fish and have our money back.”

So the poor fisherman was called back and was asked the question.

Fortunately, he was clever enough not to be caught out.

He replied, “The fish is neither male or female. It is eunuch (neutral).”

King Haroun was so impressed by the ingenuity of the man that he ordered a further 4000 dirham to be paid to him. The fisherman thanked the King again but as he was about to leave with the heavy bag of money, one of the coins fell onto the floor. The fisherman immediately bent down to look for the coin. Queen Zubayda was already upset that the fisherman had been given 8000 dirham.

“Look how miserly this man is!” the Queen exclaimed. “One coin has fallen out of his bag full of money and he searches for it instead of leaving it for some other poor servant to find.”

The man heard this remark and said, “O Queen, it is not out of miserliness that I search for the coin but rather because it had the picture of generous King Haroun on it. I would not tolerate anyone to cause dishonour to the King by treading on the coin.”

The King was so happy with this response that he immediately called for another 4000 dirham to be given to the fisherman. When Queen Zubayda saw all this, she thought it was better to hold her tongue and let the man go with the 12000 dirham before the King decided to increase the amount again.

(Lessons from Life) Speech is an Art. If one knows what, when and how to talk then such a person will be successful in life. “The beauty of man/Woman is in the clarity of his tongue”.
for some of you in d forum who dont know how to talk

Posted: at 24-02-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 25-02-2010 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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clapping.....

Posted: at 25-02-2010 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 25-02-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago)
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applauding
Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-02-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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thank you! thank you!! thank you!!!
Posted: at 25-02-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 25-02-2010 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 24-02-2010 08:24 PM
As King Haroun and Queen Zubayda were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman who was selling fresh fish was brought in front of them. King Haroun decided to buy a fish and gave the fisherman 4000 dirham for it.

The fisherman was overjoyed. He thanked King Haroun and left.

Queen Zubayda turned to her husband in anger and scolded him for paying so much for a fish. King Haroun let her have her say but said that the fish was purchased and that there was nothing that could be done about it.

However, the Queen was adamant and insisted that the fisherman be brought back.

“We will ask the fisherman about the gender of the fish,” she said. “If he answers that it is female, we will say that we wanted a male fish and if his response is that it is male, we will say that we wanted a female fish! Either way, we will be able to return the fish and have our money back.”

So the poor fisherman was called back and was asked the question.

Fortunately, he was clever enough not to be caught out.

He replied, “The fish is neither male or female. It is eunuch (neutral).”

King Haroun was so impressed by the ingenuity of the man that he ordered a further 4000 dirham to be paid to him. The fisherman thanked the King again but as he was about to leave with the heavy bag of money, one of the coins fell onto the floor. The fisherman immediately bent down to look for the coin. Queen Zubayda was already upset that the fisherman had been given 8000 dirham.

“Look how miserly this man is!” the Queen exclaimed. “One coin has fallen out of his bag full of money and he searches for it instead of leaving it for some other poor servant to find.”

The man heard this remark and said, “O Queen, it is not out of miserliness that I search for the coin but rather because it had the picture of generous King Haroun on it. I would not tolerate anyone to cause dishonour to the King by treading on the coin.”

The King was so happy with this response that he immediately called for another 4000 dirham to be given to the fisherman. When Queen Zubayda saw all this, she thought it was better to hold her tongue and let the man go with the 12000 dirham before the King decided to increase the amount again.

(Lessons from Life) Speech is an Art. If one knows what, when and how to talk then such a person will be successful in life. “The beauty of man/Woman is in the clarity of his tongue”.
for some of you in d forum who dont know how to talk
bravo! bravo!! bravo!!! thks alot dear i lyk the u think.......................

Posted: at 25-02-2010 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ifedara at 25-02-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Wonderful
Posted: at 25-02-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ak4real1982 at 25-02-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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great!
Posted: at 25-02-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 25-02-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago)
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interesting.....

Posted: at 25-02-2010 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- happinee at 25-02-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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awesome.
Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummy007 at 25-02-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-02-2010 08:59 AM
applauding
Shocked
Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- adedupcy at 25-02-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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2darful  Cheesy
Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oaksplitter at 25-02-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm lesson learnt tho'
Posted: at 25-02-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-02-2010 02:15 AM (14 years ago)
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fab

Posted: at 26-02-2010 02:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chummy007 on 25-02-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-02-2010 08:59 AM
applauding
Shocked
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-02-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster! If the fish is neither male nor female: THEN it is an "HERMAPHRODITE"
Hahahahaha
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 26-02-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-02-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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prettyb is neither male or female

Posted: at 26-02-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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xter is neither human or animal
Posted: at 26-02-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-02-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
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prettyb is neither dead or alive

Posted: at 26-02-2010 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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xter is neither sane or insane
Posted: at 26-02-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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