Norwegian Coach Seeks Ronaldo & Zlatan's Sperm To Breed Better Footballers In Future

Date: 06-10-2016 6:00 pm (7 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
- at 6-10-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago)
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There’s little doubt that Norwegian football has been on the decline since the days of Tore Andre Flo and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, however, one coach has come up with a genius idea at turning the curve.

Ole Vidar Toftesund, manager of lowly Nordstranda has a plan of injecting fresh blood into Norwegian football that’s at once bold and bizarre.

Frustrated by the dwindling fortunes of his lower league side and an acute shortage of talents in the country, the coach of 30 years, through a Facebook video, makes a touching plea for the sperm of Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovic to improve the gene pool of the next generation of Norwegian footballers.

Quite simply, Toftesund wants the Manchester United and Real Madrid superstars to impregnate his other players’ girlfriends to create better players for his team.



Apparently, there’s something more bizarre than Fergie’s hairdryer or Joaquin Caparros’ porn sessions as far as coaches’ antics are concerned.

However, we don’t know if he conducted a survey to find out how the players’ girlfriends feel about being impregnated by the famous duo.

Meanwhile, fans haven’t been too pleased with the great plan…

If you still harbor any doubts, watch the video below.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyXLZ0joAMo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyXLZ0joAMo</a>

Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Dshadow at 6-10-2016 06:15 PM (7 years ago)
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I have never heard of knowing how to play football is in the gene.
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:15 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Freddie333 at 6-10-2016 06:15 PM (7 years ago)
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Lol i no fit laugh
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:15 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- CHRISETTE at 6-10-2016 06:20 PM (7 years ago)
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The man is sick
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:20 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 6-10-2016 06:23 PM (7 years ago)
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mad man
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:23 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- diutopep at 6-10-2016 06:39 PM (7 years ago)
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YEYE COACH...
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:39 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diutopep at 6-10-2016 06:40 PM (7 years ago)
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YEYE COACH... YOU AIN'T SERIOUS..
Posted: at 6-10-2016 06:40 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kison at 6-10-2016 07:15 PM (7 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-10-2016 07:15 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- 419BigBoy at 6-10-2016 07:28 PM (7 years ago)
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i neva knew Scandinavians possessed such humor and jokes   Grin
Posted: at 6-10-2016 07:28 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anitajoseph at 6-10-2016 07:56 PM (7 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 6-10-2016 07:56 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Trueyarn at 6-10-2016 08:25 PM (7 years ago)
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Oyibo people nah the highest KOLO ever,see wetin person just sit down dey reason.
Posted: at 6-10-2016 08:25 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kayveetee at 6-10-2016 09:16 PM (7 years ago)
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I logged in, I read & I commented.... 
Posted: at 6-10-2016 09:16 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emytex74 at 6-10-2016 09:54 PM (7 years ago)
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The man is insane for making such comment
Posted: at 6-10-2016 09:54 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- senatordee01 at 6-10-2016 10:34 PM (7 years ago)
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very funny, he's talking sense
Posted: at 6-10-2016 10:34 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benosky4 at 6-10-2016 11:17 PM (7 years ago)
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This man; are you high on smtn (Ore weed)
Posted: at 6-10-2016 11:17 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EDDYPRINCE at 6-10-2016 11:25 PM (7 years ago)
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Lolzzz kolo
Posted: at 6-10-2016 11:25 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Markeve at 6-10-2016 11:55 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok ooh oga coach we don hear.
Posted: at 6-10-2016 11:55 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AmazingMarie at 7-10-2016 02:12 PM (7 years ago)
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hilarious. football is talent else football stars children will be better than their father
Posted: at 7-10-2016 02:12 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- cocoeni at 8-10-2016 08:19 PM (7 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 8-10-2016 08:19 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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