16 Things People With Ridiculously Long Names can Understand

Published On: October 10, 2016, 11:48 am (4 years ago)
Author: CLARA JANCITA

Imagine if your surname is
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1. You’re never comfortable mentioning your surname to anyone
what is your surname?


2. You always break down your surname in three parts
ovu-vueh-vueh….. bla bla!


3. You always have to spell your surname after mentioning it
O-V-E-…


4. 99% of the time you have to mention your name at least three times
I said my name is ….


5. People look at you weirdly whenever you mention your name


6. People ask the same question every damn time …
Questions like “where are you from”? “where did you get that name from”?


7. You try to find the closest word to your name
As in …


8. You end up cutting it short so people can just say it.
Just call me ABC for short


9. Authorities (teachers) always take their time when it gets to your name
At least five minutes ….


10. You feel relieved whenever you meet someone with the same surname


11. Your colleagues find a nickname that has nothing to do with your surname to tease you with


12. You hate telling people your full name
Because you don’t want to put them through all the above …


13. People swear they’ve grasped it, only to break it into two


14. You always go by your first name
Just call me Mike ….


15. You forever have to explain why your name appeared differently in two documents coz everybody spells it wrong


16. sometimes it’s spelt wrongly in your passport and your birth cert.

What are some of the struggles you go through because you have a unique or long surname? Let us know in the comment box below.


Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 11:48 AM | Hero
POSTER, MAY GOD DELIVER YOU BCOS YOU NO WELL @All.....! Honestly, laughter has finished me up here!
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 11:59 AM | Gistmaniac
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HAHA
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 12:05 PM | Hero
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It's a fact.
Funny

Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 12:13 PM | Gistmaniac
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what big deal on it  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 12:20 PM | Addicted Hero
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Edo people are the most victims
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 12:27 PM | Upcoming
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Even the guy dey breath b4 hin go call the name sef
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 12:40 PM | Gistmaniac
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This is serious
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 01:07 PM | Gistmaniac
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I logged in, I read & I commented.... God go ask u @ poster.
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 01:15 PM | Gistmaniac
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I have this surname that, wen ever people sees it they will immediately remember one Nigeria celebrity that has the same surname and ask "are you related to so so person",  I will be like yea something of that nature,!  and change the topic immediately, sometimes in public, so embarrassing honestly.
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 01:20 PM | Gistmaniac
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nonsense post
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 02:01 PM | Addicted Hero
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Looool
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 02:07 PM | Upcoming
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Wetin be the meaning of this Kpalasa?
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 02:59 PM | Hero
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kison kison (m)
 Huh? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 04:14 PM | Hero
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OK I c,  but poster u need deliverance
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 09:15 PM | Gistmaniac
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I went to McDonald's one time and the white olodo manger couldn't pronounce my last name.  She was :  oooo,  oooonnnnn, nnnnn , ooo nnnaa. Nnnnn.  And everyone was laughing and waiting, looking around for who bears that name.  I was there without saying a word until people left.  Most people can pronounce it comfortably but the olodo manager couldn't . 
Posted: (4 years ago) on 10-10-2016 10:01 PM | Upcoming
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Novic Novic (m)
Wetin make person com do now, just dey Waka pass jare
Posted: (4 years ago) on 24-11-2016 11:15 PM | Hero
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nice oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: (3 years ago) on 5-12-2016 04:59 PM | Gistmaniac
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Funny but real
Posted: (3 years ago) on 13-12-2016 10:31 AM | Upcoming
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It's worse when the person is a stammerer 
Posted: (3 years ago) on 11-03-2017 04:57 PM | Gistmaniac
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