;D Driver's License

Date: 21-08-2008 2:22 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Achonu Emeka
- at 21-08-2008 02:22 PM (15 years ago)
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'





'Because you got an F in sex.'

Posted: at 21-08-2008 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- solazed at 21-08-2008 08:11 PM (15 years ago)
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i guess mothers should keep their driver's licenses away from smart ass little girls like this, eh?
Posted: at 21-08-2008 08:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femoraxy at 22-08-2008 04:43 PM (15 years ago)
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it is good to always be truthful 2 ur self n ur kids, 'cos some are smart even dan thier prnts.
Posted: at 22-08-2008 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rock at 27-08-2008 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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That's a good one there.
Posted: at 27-08-2008 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kingdomchild at 28-08-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy, dat was sweet. U really made me laugh. Thanks for making me happy.
Posted: at 28-08-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 1-09-2008 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-09-2008 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 03:53 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-09-2008 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ninzin at 10-09-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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that was funnistic! hin mama for them tell am the truth teteee!
Posted: at 10-09-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- murdera at 7-08-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: achonu on 21-08-2008 02:22 PM
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'





'Because you got an F in sex.'
:o ::)
Posted: at 7-08-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 7-08-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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omo c yeye o
Posted: at 7-08-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 7-08-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago)
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why she go chop F sef Angry
Posted: at 7-08-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 8-08-2011 12:05 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-08-2011 12:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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I don read am before somewhere
Posted: at 8-08-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
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free license
Posted: at 8-08-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 01:25 AM (12 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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