> drawl.
>
> 1.My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I
> made your horn louder.
>
> 2.Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
>
> 3.How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in
> the mornings?
>
> 4.Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking
> is prohibited there?
>
> 5.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
> stick to the pan?
>
> 6.Why is abbreviation such a long word?
>
> 7.How did a fool and his money get together?
>
> 8.Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead
> of parachutes?
>
> 9.What's another word for thesaurus?
>
> 10.Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
>
> 11.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
>
> 12.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
> situations?
>
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