How Often Men Have Sex...

Date: 01-03-2010 5:38 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd.

"There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his masculine body and the constant smile on his face. Do we have anyone like this in the audience?"

A man got up from the audience and he fitted the description: Big firm body with a smile on his face.

"Then there is the second kind. They have sex once a week. They also have a generally happy mood, and look pretty good, but of course not as good as the first kind. Is there any one of them here tonight?".

A second man got up, and he too fitted the description.

"The third kind do it once a month. They are chubby and usually grumpy. Anyone of them here?".

The man that raised from his chair looked exactly like the expert claimed.

"And then there is the 4th kind. They do it once a year. They usually have a big belly, but the thing that is most typical is that they are in a constant state of depression. I know it would be hard for him to admit, but if there is one of those in the audience, please rise".

A fat and short man stood up, but in contrary to the experts prediction, he looked very cheerful.

"You do it only once a year?", the expert asked.

"Yes, only once a year".

"So why are you so happy?", demanded the expert.

"Well", said the man, cheeringly, "Tonight is the night!"...

Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:38 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 1-03-2010 05:44 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaha

Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:46 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmm some joke Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 05:48 PM (11 years ago)
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a very nice one

Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:48 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 05:49 PM (11 years ago)
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oh reall? who decide wen a joke is nice?
Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 1-03-2010 06:10 PM (11 years ago)
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thanks guys...
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 1-03-2010 06:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  1-03-2010 05:49 PM
oh reall? who decide wen a joke is nice?
me and me alone

Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 1-03-2010 06:18 PM (11 years ago)
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GOOD ONE...K I U...
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- niyiban at 1-03-2010 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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 ::)good of yougr8
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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joke of my day
Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 3-03-2010 10:35 PM (11 years ago)
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9ice..............reading
Posted: at 3-03-2010 10:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-03-2010 11:32 PM (11 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 3-03-2010 11:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Nice joke.
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- federico at 4-03-2010 02:59 AM (11 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 4-03-2010 05:28 AM (11 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 4-03-2010 05:28 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 4-03-2010 07:36 AM (11 years ago)
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COOL
Posted: at 4-03-2010 07:36 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackoyibo at 5-03-2010 09:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on  1-03-2010 05:38 PM
A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd.

"There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his masculine body and the constant smile on his face. Do we have anyone like this in the audience?"

A man got up from the audience and he fitted the description: Big firm body with a smile on his face.

"Then there is the second kind. They have sex once a week. They also have a generally happy mood, and look pretty good, but of course not as good as the first kind. Is there any one of them here tonight?".

A second man got up, and he too fitted the description.

"The third kind do it once a month. They are chubby and usually grumpy. Anyone of them here?".

The man that raised from his chair looked exactly like the expert claimed.

"And then there is the 4th kind. They do it once a year. They usually have a big belly, but the thing that is most typical is that they are in a constant state of depression. I know it would be hard for him to admit, but if there is one of those in the audience, please rise".

A fat and short man stood up, but in contrary to the experts prediction, he looked very cheerful.

"You do it only once a year?", the expert asked.

"Yes, only once a year".

"So why are you so happy?", demanded the expert.

"Well", said the man, cheeringly, "Tonight is the night!"...
so which category u dey?
Posted: at 5-03-2010 09:55 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 5-03-2010 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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kuul
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:39 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 11:44 AM (11 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:44 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 5-03-2010 05:14 PM (11 years ago)
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blackoyibo se na mi u dey ask which category i dey? man if i tell u my level u go shout so i go advice u 2 free me in that part.
Posted: at 5-03-2010 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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