"You don't know Jack Schitt..."

Date: 05-03-2010 7:54 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 5-03-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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> Now you'll know the rest of the story.

>

>

>

> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the

> owner of the "Knee Deep Schitt Inn." Jack Schitt

> married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

>

>

>

> Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shorty after

> childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,

> two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son

> Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school

> drop-out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a

> son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married

> the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg

> Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

>

>

>

> Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and

> they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

>

>

>

> NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!


Posted: at 5-03-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- Goldeneye at 5-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on  5-03-2010 07:54 AM
> Now you'll know the rest of the story.

>

>

>

> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the

> owner of the "Knee Deep Schitt Inn." Jack Schitt

> married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

>

>

>

> Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shorty after

> childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,

> two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son

> Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school

> drop-out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a

> son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married

> the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg

> Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

>

>

>

> Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and

> they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

>

>

>

> NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!


Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 5-03-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this?

Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:34 AM (14 years ago)
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wat a shit, i mean schit
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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thiz taste like shit poster...
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm kris i neva knew u hav tasted shit b4
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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now i know Jack Schitt through ya shit poster
Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Diadem at 8-03-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Bullshit...

Posted: at 8-03-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 8-03-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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CHICKEN SHIT
Posted: at 8-03-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- peax12 at 8-03-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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what a shit
Posted: at 8-03-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 11-03-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago)
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rat shit
Posted: at 11-03-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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