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> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the
> owner of the "Knee Deep Schitt Inn." Jack Schitt
> married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
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> Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shorty after
> childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
> two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son
> Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
> drop-out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a
> son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married
> the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
> Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
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> Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and
> they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
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> NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!
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