0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Date: 05-03-2010 7:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Tom Burgis
- at 5-03-2010 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Monday.

Posted: at 5-03-2010 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 5-03-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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pity..
Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 5-03-2010 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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i can't understand this joke
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-03-2010 12:42 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 6-03-2010 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-03-2010 01:23 AM (15 years ago)
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i post the ton ton b4
Posted: at 6-03-2010 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-03-2010 10:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Truly its a great pity!
Posted: at 6-03-2010 10:05 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Splendidndy at 24-07-2011 09:07 PM (13 years ago)
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EYAHHHH
Posted: at 24-07-2011 09:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 24-07-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago)
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aww
Posted: at 24-07-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- signaler at 25-07-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 25-07-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 25-07-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 25-07-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 25-07-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-07-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 25-07-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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y dat tin dey comot 4 ya head?
Posted: at 25-07-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 25-07-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago)
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y dat tin dey comot 4 ya head?
Posted: at 25-07-2011 12:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 25-07-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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na which tin be dat Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-07-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 25-07-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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dis 1  Huh?
Posted: at 25-07-2011 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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