HILARIOUS!! Woman With Two Husbands Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them

Date: 03-12-2016 10:45 am (7 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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A Polyandrous Zimbabwean woman, Jack Chako, has given details on how her relationship with her two husbands has progressed, and how she enjoys segxwal intimacy with them.

ZimPapers reports that the 30-year-old woman claims that her life is a bed of roses.

On how she gets maximum segxwal satisfaction ‘as claimed’ from her husbands – Michael Hwita and Lifford Chimoto, Chako said, “We are a happy family, I live with my two husbands and we love one another.

“My two husbands are best friends and they are always together.

“Chimoto is the elder husband, while Hwita is the junior.

“I married the second Hwita because Chimoto is elderly and increasingly becoming weak in bed.

“They both have different roles and I love them both.

“They have different strengths. Chimoto fetches a lot of firewood and cleans up the house well but he is weak in bed and weak when it comes to fending for the family.

“The reason why I married a second husband is that Chimoto was starving me segxwally.

“Hwita is also technically minded. He repairs a lot of broken goods, including cell phones and cobbles shoes too, making him bring some cash home. His biggest strength is he is excellent and strong in bed.

“To be honest, in terms of conjugal rights I favour Hwita. He gets me there.

“I only do it with Chimoto as a token. At times, I feel pity for Chimoto and give him token conjugal rights and he appreciates that.

“The rule is no one gets out of the room, because he is not on duty. Whoever is not on duty, just watches us at it.

“I am in charge and my two husbands are now used to sleeping side by side in one bed; because they don’t mind and they both appreciate each other for the different roles each play to the family,” the mother of five, three children from a previous marriage and two from this polyandrous affair stated.

Speaking further, she said, “I use some concoction to pacify my husbands. It is not a secret that I used a concoction to cow them down. I also sell this concoction to other women to cow down their errand husbands and make them compliant.

“None of my two husbands wishes to leave me. Initially I only had Chimoto but I ran away from him and went to my parents’ home because he was not satisfying me segxwally and I was tired of stealing sex from neighbouring boys and men. But he followed and pleaded until my parents ordered me to take him back.

“I then gave him a condition that I should get another man to help him in bed and he agreed. This is how I got the second one. Since then, we live happily and enjoy our life, although we know that the generality of people around us do not like it,” Chako explained.

The husbands, Hwita and Chimoto, on their parts, said they don’t have problems taking Chako says their joint wife.

Chimoto said, “I know my failings and I appreciate the decision which was taken, we have various duties and life goes on.”

Hwita said, “I see no problem. She loves both of us and we understand our situation.

“I respect Chimoto as the elder husband because I found him here.”


Posted: at 3-12-2016 10:45 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- gogoman at 3-12-2016 11:21 AM (7 years ago)
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NA U ENJOY PASS MADAM
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:21 AM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- kayveetee at 3-12-2016 11:25 AM (7 years ago)
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I just dey weep 4 this one.
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:25 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- concentrate at 3-12-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago)
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sick people
Posted: at 3-12-2016 11:59 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Spatacuss at 3-12-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago)
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ONLY IN ZIMBABWE,,, They are very good in using CHARM to hold men down even many 9ja guys don fall under their traps...
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:05 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emytex74 at 3-12-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago)
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When I see this headline I don't need anybody to tell where this kind of things are happening mad pple
Zimbabwe and Kenya don't talk any other thing apart from sex
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:13 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramaking at 3-12-2016 12:31 PM (7 years ago)
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Smh
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:31 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramaking at 3-12-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Smh
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:37 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Mmmm
The world is really turning more up-side-down in these West African Countries...
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:38 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:42 PM (7 years ago)
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@least..,One Man With Multiple Partners is somehow manageable!
But this one woman with two men is something O
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:42 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diutopep at 3-12-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago)
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You called this one enjoyment abi??
OK NOW...
After the race...we shall count the miles!!!!
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:45 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmydon44 at 3-12-2016 12:51 PM (7 years ago)
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Sinful and condemnation
Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:51 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- benosky4 at 3-12-2016 12:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Our woman have practically gone MAD. GOD COME TO OUR RESCURE PLS

Posted: at 3-12-2016 12:54 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- barackderay at 3-12-2016 01:14 PM (7 years ago)
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pala pala ilu apala
Posted: at 3-12-2016 01:14 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- waffibabe at 3-12-2016 01:35 PM (7 years ago)
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2 husbands. That is why she looks older than her age
Posted: at 3-12-2016 01:35 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-12-2016 02:15 PM (7 years ago)
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Inukwa

Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:15 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quest3 at 3-12-2016 02:31 PM (7 years ago)
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I just dey look you first...

Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:31 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diutopep at 3-12-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago)
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I MEAN EAST AFRICANS!
Posted: at 3-12-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- K01abinibi at 3-12-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago)
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The Power of multivitamins
Posted: at 3-12-2016 03:49 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- comradem at 3-12-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago)
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She is not to blamed . She is just saying like donald trump . Sex sex sex is the main thing now . Nobdy can really describe what segxwal satisfaction is anymore . I had women are curcumcised so there urge for sex will nt b much . So exactly who is to blame cos d man is not responsible for the circumcision . If sex is d main as it seems now y circumcise a female child ?  Sex all d way joor and dont mind pretenders .
Posted: at 3-12-2016 03:58 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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