Go to hell

Date: 11-03-2010 2:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: jacob london
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- at 11-03-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

Posted: at 11-03-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- colenzo at 11-03-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol not funny
Posted: at 11-03-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 11-03-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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AM I TO LAF???
Posted: at 11-03-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 11-03-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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@ Mr Don & Colenzo........omo that male na newbie, both of u suppose encourage am not laf ur ass out ...
Posted: at 11-03-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 11-03-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
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U RE STILL A NEWBIE NA
Posted: at 11-03-2010 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 11-03-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 11-03-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaylon at 12-03-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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its not meant to be funny...dats the koko
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 12-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed newbie my ass
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 12-03-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago)
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wats the joke here?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sooltb at 12-03-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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its not meant to be funny...dats the koko.@ JAYLON SINCE ITS NOT FUNNY THEN Y POST IT HERE
Posted: at 12-03-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 12-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 12-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 12-03-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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if u are a newbie o have to contact general teeco for guide
Posted: at 12-03-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:04 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yahoomail at 13-03-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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surely notin funy
Posted: at 13-03-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 13-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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i tried very to laugh but.....is not funny
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 13-03-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 13-03-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 13-03-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 13-03-2010 10:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Edwizzie at 14-03-2010 07:31 AM (14 years ago)
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I'll need d help of a laughing gas on this one.
Posted: at 14-03-2010 07:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 14-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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get to the lab then
Posted: at 14-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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