Globalization

Date: 12-03-2010 6:07 pm (14 years ago) | Author: monica
- at 12-03-2010 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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This was sent by a friend so i decided to share it with u guys out here. Enjoy it

Question:
                    What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
                Princess Diana's death.



Question:   How come?




Answer :

An  English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a  German car
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk onScottish whisky,
 followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on  Japanese motorcycles;
 treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Ghanaian who received it from a South African
who was using American Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer,
 that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers
 in a Singapore plant, transported by Zimbabwean truck drivers,
hijacked by Somalis, unloaded by Mozambique longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Nigerian illegals....

That, my friends,
is Globalization

Posted: at 12-03-2010 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- elusakin at 22-03-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice amalgamation of theory.
Posted: at 22-03-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 22-03-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 22-03-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 08:58 PM (14 years ago)
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too long
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 24-03-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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brilliant!
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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beary
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- loverrose at 24-03-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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wow! real GLOBALIZATION
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 24-03-2010 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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creative
Posted: at 24-03-2010 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 24-03-2010 10:20 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 08:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Ingenious.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 08:48 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lomo1st at 25-03-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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na wao! i don tire to read all dis una dry joke
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 25-03-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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GREAT
Posted: at 25-03-2010 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 29-03-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-03-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 30-03-2010 01:50 AM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 30-03-2010 01:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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