mother was working in the
kitchen listening to her young
son playing with his new
electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her
son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses in the train, cause
we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told
her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now
I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with
your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes
out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are
disembarking from the train,
please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We
thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon." She
hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all
of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile,
the child added, "For those of
you who are pissed off about
the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen."
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