If I Cheat And My Husband Tries To Question Me, I Would Slap Him - Nigerian Lady Vents

Published On: January 26, 2017, 4:05 pm (3 years ago)
Author: franel
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LOL, Ladies and their sarcasm these days!

It seems tables are now turning on the men oh. As another lady has come out to say that her husband does not have the right to question her for cheating because it is in women's nature to cheat.


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In a series of sarcastic tweets on Twitter, the lady tweeted what men want women to believe about their cheating habits but she changed men roles in the tweets to that of women! Read the tweets below:





















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‘It is in a woman’s nature to cheat. As long as she comes back into your arms every night and keeps her relationships discrete, she loves you’ she started.

‘Even if a woman cheats on you with 10 men a day, it’s not enough reason to call it quits. At the ends of the day, she chose you. Be content.’ she advised. At this point a lot of men were already getting all fired up.

‘I mean. It is in every woman’s DNA to cheat. All woman cheat. It doesn’t mean I do not love my husband. Sometimes, temptation arises.’

She went on to explain how men from generations past had stayed with cheating wives.

‘I mean, our fathers that stayed with cheating wives and still lived happily ever after, did they die?’

‘Small cheating and 21st century men would want to form woke. You should stay with your wife and know her reason for cheating, then pray.’ It’s not unusual for people to advise women to pray whenever they complained about their husbands’ cheating ways.

‘Keep leaving your relationship because your girlfriend cheated. You would find yourself in Shiloh 2020 cos all women cheat, after all.’ Another typical warning women who have enough sense to leave cheats usually get from the ‘wise and experienced’.

She definitely nailed all of the excuses and reasons men came up with whenever their philandering ways are discovered.

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‘See forget, once a woman’s horny there’s nothing she can do to stop herself from cheating. The honeypot has a mind of its own. You can’t fight’

‘You men don’t even know you sometimes push your wives to cheat on you. Instead of you to keep calm and look sexy, you would be complaining.’

She also, in her genius way, pointed out how women are expected to even be ‘understanding’ of a man’s infidelity.

‘A wise and virtuous husband would forgive his wife for cheating. Even sneak a condom in her purse so she doesn’t get infected. That is love!’

‘The devil is a very funny person. He can tempt us at any time. So cheating is not all about discipline or self control. ALL WOMEN CHEAT’



Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 04:05 PM | Hero
Lolz, the level of sarcasm in the above tweets should make men calm down!

Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 04:07 PM | Hero
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Ni their way na  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:00 PM | Addicted Hero
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I know how to deal with these yeye girls............ i go publish my scope later
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:05 PM | Addicted Hero
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Congo na your own, take am do wetin you like, no be by force for man to own am full time , you share am no wahala - After the reggae we play the blues so who go loose - Who life dey hard pass when they are single at 30 upwards? Man or woman?
African adage say dem no say make pickin no grow big teeth but make pickin get big lips to cover the teeth. Go on and share the congo abeg no forget me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:10 PM | Upcoming
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I laugh in china
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:18 PM | Upcoming
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Bia Idiot! If u cheat on me do u think i would stress myself by asking u?? No my dear, i would go straight to d point by giving u d beating of ur life........#moron
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:30 PM | Newbie
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This girl dey vex seriously.Anyway, some of her points are right.
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 05:50 PM | Newbie
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Social media......... smh
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 06:22 PM | Upcoming
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Dat is d problem when u allow a mad woman to go collect fresh air outside , she go dey tweet rubbish.
Useless girl.
Ur doctor should change ur drugs or high d doses.
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 06:32 PM | Hero
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End time things Roll Eyes... E be better make man see enough things before marriage,because as years go by,no room for idiotas.. Mumu. See face like person wey been get small mental mishap before.
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 06:40 PM | Hero
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oh yes ooo her doctor need to change her drugs ooo.... this one na serious sapent seed... she dey find who go join her... as single lady forever....u r forstrated already...repent...u c if dat gal go fit gv her life to christ she no even get this kind of thought
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 06:48 PM | Upcoming
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Smh... I dont read trash 4rm loose ladies, ladies witout proper upbringin.
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 07:24 PM | Gistmaniac
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i go by ur word 'IF' na only mouth u get, u can never fit to do it

Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 07:40 PM | Addicted Hero
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Pikin u try as u small reach naim u come get this kain big mouth BT I never hear for my life sey tolotolo dey slap persin..,,


Lyf na phase to face..,,,...,,.......
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 08:31 PM | Addicted Hero
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if I found u cheat on me as a wife, n I never cheat on u, sorry u are dead woman already. that is stupid and foolish idea giving to order ladies out there. one thing is dat when it is time of relationship, a man's rules is a man rules notice dat
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 09:03 PM | Upcoming
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if I found u cheat on me as a wife, n I never cheat on u, sorry u are dead woman already. that is stupid and foolish idea giving to order ladies out there. one thing is dat when it is time of relationship, a man's rules is a man rules notice dat
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 09:03 PM | Upcoming
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Only few people understand the meaning of the word sarcasm, and whoever understands would know she was using women when she truly meant men. Decode it if u can

Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 09:39 PM | Hero
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attention seeker

Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 10:03 PM | Gistmaniac
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Dix gurl screw 4head don loose o. See face lyk beans wey dem use pressure pot cook. Biach!
Posted: (3 years ago) at 26-01-2017 10:20 PM | Upcoming
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