Love theorem

Date: 27-08-2008 10:38 pm (15 years ago) | Author: usman ahmed
- at 27-08-2008 10:38 PM (15 years ago)
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 Luv theorem
F(ngl)=m
Proof:

Let naijaluv=ngl
Let money=m
…f(ngl)=m
df/dm=0

∫df/dm=m
There fore at m=0 ==> f(ngl)=0
But at m= 1,000,000,000 ==>f(ngl)=1,000,000,000 i.e equivalent level of luv.
REMARK:this theorem is mostly applicable in ladies.

Posted: at 27-08-2008 10:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- williewillie at 1-09-2008 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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what a theorem......
Posted: at 1-09-2008 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 2-09-2008 12:42 AM (15 years ago)
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i dont get it.
Posted: at 2-09-2008 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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go through it again!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 2-09-2008 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 2-09-2008 01:50 AM (15 years ago)
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gender palaver again..are u guys feelin threathened
Posted: at 2-09-2008 01:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 02:37 AM (15 years ago)
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how can?......we dey kempe!!....no shaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 2-09-2008 02:37 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 26-01-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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elaborate pls
Posted: at 26-01-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 26-01-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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nerd in the house, pls help
Posted: at 26-01-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-01-2010 10:54 PM (14 years ago)
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shock!1
Posted: at 26-01-2010 10:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 27-01-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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whtz diz? elaborate plz! here iz not computer science forum cos i believe diz code only be said or be writing by a scientist! plz letz know more about diz!! 
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 27-01-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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whtz diz? elaborate plz! here iz not computer science forum cos i believe diz code only be said or be writing by a scientist! plz letz know more about diz!! 
Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 28-01-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago)
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ahhahahahahaha  funiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 28-01-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vivianese at 28-01-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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it would be better if guys try to meet up that theorem
Posted: at 28-01-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- prettyb4eva at 28-01-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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dont like maths
Posted: at 28-01-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 29-01-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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To come back latter.
Posted: at 29-01-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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