"I'm a transvestite."

Date: 17-03-2010 3:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every
day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round
and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is
a woman and, as he catches up to her on a par 3, that, in fact,
she's very attractive. He's interested and suggests that they
play the rest of the round together. She agrees and a very close
match ensues. She turns out also to be a very talented golfer
and she wins their little competition on the last hole.

He congratulates her in the car park then offers to give her a lift
when he sees she doesn't have a car. All in all it's been a highly
enjoyable morning.

On the way to her place, she thanks him for the morning's
company and competition and says she hasn't enjoyed herself
so much on the course for a long time. "In fact," she says, "I'd
like you to pull over so I can show you how much I appreciated
everything." He pulls over, they kiss and she shows him her
appreciation...

The next morning he spies her at the first tee and suggests
they play together again. He's actually quite competitive and
slightly peeved that she beat him the previous day. Again they
have a magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and
playing a tight, competitive round of golf. Again she pips him at
the last, again he drives her home and again she shows her
appreciation.

This goes on all week, with her beating him narrowly every day.
This is a sore point for his male ego but, nevertheless, in the
car home from their Friday afternoon round, he tells her that he
has had such a fine week that he has a surprise planned: dinner
for two at a fancy candle-lit restaurant followed by a night of
passion in the penthouse apartment of a posh hotel.

Surprisingly, she bursts into tears and says she can't agree to
this. He can't work out what the fuss is about but eventually she
admits the reason.

"You see," she tearfully sobs, "I'm a transvestite."

He is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, pulls the car to
a screeching halt and curses madly, overcome with emotion.
"I'm sorry," she repeats.

"You bastard," he screams, red in the face, "You cheating
bastard. You've been playing off the red tees all week!!"



Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 17-03-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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damn funny
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 17-03-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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.....
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 17-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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and what is that Huh?
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 17-03-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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i dont know
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 17-03-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago)
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then go and find out!!!!
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 17-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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wait here am coming
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 17-03-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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then be damn quick about that b4 i get angry
Posted: at 17-03-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larry2u at 17-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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at least i smile
Posted: at 17-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 17-03-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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what???

Posted: at 17-03-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 18-03-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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peeping

Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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O.k... Looking for my dictionary.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 18-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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what did it say on d last sentence  Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 18-03-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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read na, i dunno ooo
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 18-03-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Bros help I still dey go night school na
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 18-03-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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me too na shrub school i dey go ooo
Posted: at 18-03-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 18-03-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 18-03-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larry2u at 18-03-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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i went 2ru
Posted: at 18-03-2010 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 18-03-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm...na wa
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 18-03-2010 10:14 PM (14 years ago)
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tired of it all

Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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