VERY BAD DAY

Date: 17-03-2010 4:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: jacob london
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- at 17-03-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

He didn't move for a half-an-hour.

Then this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank every it all down.

The poor man started crying, The truck driver turned and said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I had left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener.

I left home depressed and came to this bar.

And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison..."

Posted: at 17-03-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 17-03-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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beary funi
Posted: at 17-03-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-03-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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No is funny unless u a the truck driver
Posted: at 17-03-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 17-03-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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seen it b4 but moderated

Posted: at 17-03-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 18-03-2010 12:29 AM (14 years ago)
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posted be/4

Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice joke.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 18-03-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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COOL
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 18-03-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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temper......HIGH      spirit
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abdullove at 18-03-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Sweet joke.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 18-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 18-03-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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bitter joke
Posted: at 18-03-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 18-03-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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very very funny

Posted: at 18-03-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Try

Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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thumbs up, it got me laughing
Posted: at 19-03-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 19-03-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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sure?

Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-03-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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still funny
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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u think so?

Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 19-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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no mind am

Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-03-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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coz am crazy?
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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yes  Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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