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Date: 17-03-2010 4:39 pm (14 years ago) | Author: jacob london
- at 17-03-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And so the statues came to life. They smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind some bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two giggling, bushes rustling, andtwigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and said to the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL shit on its head."

Posted: at 17-03-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- asaph at 17-03-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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 i cant get the funny part of it. plz elaborate
Posted: at 17-03-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larry2u at 17-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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i got ur gist guy u'v done good job.
Posted: at 17-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 17-03-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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got that but seems somehow
Posted: at 17-03-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 18-03-2010 12:05 AM (14 years ago)
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newbie levels
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Not bad.. Meaning they were avenging on the pigeon.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- larry2u at 18-03-2010 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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I tink  Andes got it
Posted: at 18-03-2010 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 18-03-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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VRY FNNY
Posted: at 18-03-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 18-03-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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its funny
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 18-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Andes, thanks for enlighting, yes its funny
Posted: at 18-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- larry2u at 18-03-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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yep yep yep ............
Posted: at 18-03-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 18-03-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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