Dirty Words

Date: 18-03-2010 3:29 pm (14 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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- at 18-03-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "phyuking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen phyuking the turkey!

Posted: at 18-03-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- diaxoul at 18-03-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 18-03-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice joke but..
Posted: at 18-03-2010 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 18-03-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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but what? Andes
Posted: at 18-03-2010 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 18-03-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 18-03-2010 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on 18-03-2010 04:08 PM
but what? Andes
But wait till Mr Don comes around and say Pb4.
Posted: at 18-03-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-03-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago)
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this is nyc
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 19-03-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah lets wait for thejoke screening manager mr don to say pb4
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 19-03-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice joke  Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-03-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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and nice smile you've got there add12.
Posted: at 19-03-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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when did men start complimentin on same sex expression or are u turning gay kris
Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 20-03-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 21-03-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-03-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alipanks at 21-03-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Dats 9ce bt's REMIXXX,I smiled anyway...
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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their is remix allover this forum deal with it
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 22-03-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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No way man ... Nice try though
Posted: at 22-03-2010 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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