Horny Nurses!

Date: 18-03-2010 11:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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- at 18-03-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.

The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.

The second nurse says "aye, so am I, shame to let it go to waste", and she does the same.

They turn to the 3rd nurse and ask her if she is having a go. She replies she is having her period, and declines. One of the nurses reply "He's dead anyway, he'll no bother". The last nurse agrees with this, gets on and does her thing too.

Just after she finishes, the dead man sits up. The nurses ask him "We thought you were dead!", and the man replies,

"After two jump starts and a blood transfusion, you wouldn't be dead either!".

Posted: at 18-03-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Andes at 18-03-2010 11:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Funni
Posted: at 18-03-2010 11:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tessinita at 18-03-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago)
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damn funny
Posted: at 18-03-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 19-03-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 19-03-2010 12:06 AM (14 years ago)
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joke

Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 19-03-2010 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
COOL stuff....

Guy, keep it up
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 19-03-2010 01:42 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abdullove at 19-03-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lovely one
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 19-03-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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lol passing

Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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great joke... me love it.
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 19-03-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke....me like it
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 19-03-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes o.
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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I see

Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 19-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago)
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See what?
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 19-03-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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and he hears
Posted: at 19-03-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 19-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster funny
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 19-03-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
favvy were hav u been?
Posted: at 19-03-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-03-2010 12:33 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 20-03-2010 12:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexymilla at 20-03-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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