A NEW BLONDE GIRL

Date: 19-03-2010 7:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author: nkwocha ifeyinwa michelle
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- at 19-03-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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An airline captain was helping  a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!'' Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 19-03-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- sanya01 at 19-03-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahah, i think she has 2 open her door 2 c dat
Posted: at 19-03-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ooohhhhh
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 19-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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funnier
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 19-03-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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funniest
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 08:58 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny Grin
Posted: at 19-03-2010 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-03-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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crase
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-03-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago)
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where
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 19-03-2010 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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there
Posted: at 19-03-2010 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tessinita at 19-03-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks anyways....was just tring to see if i cud make some 1 laugh today Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 19-03-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- damosco4real at 19-03-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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@tessinita...try to make someone laff by sucking a dick.ok...not by telling dry jokes....lol.
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- tessinita at 19-03-2010 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@damosco4real or wat ever,u had beta knw wat to post nxt tym,and stop spillin out raw words okay........if u fink u r phyuking gud and can do beta than me,am waitin  for u and mak sure its not gonna be somfin i hav read ba.rubbish :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 19-03-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-03-2010 12:17 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 20-03-2010 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wishmaster at 20-03-2010 05:57 AM (14 years ago)
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She no dey try at all!!! Cool
Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:57 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Koksity at 20-03-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago)
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wen is the fu*king show?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??? am ready
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 20-03-2010 09:02 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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lolzing
Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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