Smell His Fingers!

Date: 19-03-2010 11:20 pm (14 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!"

The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"

Posted: at 19-03-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- colenzo at 20-03-2010 09:19 AM (14 years ago)
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wow lol

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 20-03-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm, not funny

Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 20-03-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the week!!! damn funi
Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damilola17 at 20-03-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 20-03-2010 11:54 AM
my joke of the week!!! damn funi
hahahahah hell yeah! Grin
Posted: at 20-03-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 20-03-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 20-03-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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too funy
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago)
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thats funny

Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CHOICE2010 at 20-03-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Dear friend,pls go through this

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!"

The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: CHOICE2010 on 20-03-2010 06:56 PM
Dear friend,pls go through this

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!"

The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"

and what about it

Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago)
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i didnt get get the funny part of it. can anyone explain
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago)
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read very well and concentrate

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 20-03-2010 09:53 PM (14 years ago)
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I don't seem to get the fun in this
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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what do you smell in a man's hand when he finish fingering a lady?

Posted: at 20-03-2010 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 21-03-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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there u go
Posted: at 21-03-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 21-03-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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here i come

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 21-03-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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here i come

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 21-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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where are u b4

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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he perceived the smell of cum in his son-in-laws hands lol ...
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rolinppp at 24-03-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Funny

Posted: at 24-03-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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