The Farmer's New Telephone

Date: 20-03-2010 8:33 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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- at 20-03-2010 08:33 AM (14 years ago)
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> -------------------------

>

> There was a farmer out in the country,

> a meek little guy who had a speech problem and couldn't

> talk right. He got his first telephone, the kind

> that hangs on the kitchen wall and has to be cranked

> to get the operator.

>

> Soon after it was installed, he tried his

> first call. (crank, crank, ring, ring)

> "Operator".

>

> "Gimme fvree, fvree, one, fi, pease."

>

> "Excuse me?"

>

> "I wanna talk ta fvree, fvree, one, fi."

>

> "I don't understand you, sir."

>

> "FVREE, FVREE, ONE, FI!"

>

> "Sir, if you want to make a call, you're going

> to have to talk plainer than that."

>

> "Oh, yust shtick it up yer ash!" (slammed

> the phone down)

>

> The next morning, there was a knock at the

> farmer's door. Two very large repairmen from the

> phone company were there, and they asked

> him if he was the one who had used a profanity

> with their operator.

>

> "Yesh, I yam", he said.

>

> The telephone man said "Sir, we don't stand

> for our ladies being treated that way. You have

> a choice. You can either call her right now and

> apologize, or we're going to remove your

> telephone."

>

> Without saying a word, the little man walked

> to the telephone. (crank, crank, ring, ring)

>

> "Operator".

>

> "Are yew th' lady I told ta

> shtick 'dis telephone up her ash?"

>

> Immediately huffy, the operator replied

> "I CERTAINLY am!"

>

> "Well, get ready. Dere bringin' it in."

>

>

>

>

>

> -------------------------

Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- colenzo at 20-03-2010 09:12 AM (14 years ago)
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make sense but not funny
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 20-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Yes
Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 20-03-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 20-03-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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brb too
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 21-03-2010 05:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Cool joke.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 05:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 21-03-2010 08:02 AM (14 years ago)
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brb 3
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago)
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brb5 - brb6
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Not bad ...
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 22-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Brb
Posted: at 22-03-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 24-03-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 24-03-2010 08:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 09:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Not bad at all.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 09:28 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 09:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Not bad at all.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 09:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Not bad at all.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 25-03-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 25-03-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wizdum at 25-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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nice1 infact nice2
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 25-03-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin i no go see
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wizdum at 25-03-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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kulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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