Some Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 20-03-2010 9:06 am (14 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 20-03-2010 09:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?
A: It's Braille for " suck here. "

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but " down under. "

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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na u know
Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-03-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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OMG
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 20-03-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago)
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The third is kinda interesting
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 09:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 20-03-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetnoxy on 20-03-2010 09:22 PM
The third is kinda interesting
yh
Posted: at 20-03-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-03-2010 10:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damosco4real at 20-03-2010 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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lol....Q 5,ladies gat no balls to scratch,ladies if u need balls to scratch contact.
Posted: at 20-03-2010 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 02:06 AM (14 years ago)
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tnx guys
Posted: at 21-03-2010 02:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 21-03-2010 05:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Dry
Posted: at 21-03-2010 05:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 21-03-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago)
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commentless
Posted: at 21-03-2010 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 21-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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and u still comment
Posted: at 21-03-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 22-03-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago)
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what did u see? your dick
Posted: at 22-03-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 22-03-2010 08:04 PM (14 years ago)
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what then?
Posted: at 22-03-2010 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 24-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 24-03-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 25-03-2010 08:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Not bad.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 08:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 25-03-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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i can see that
Posted: at 25-03-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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