Use More Soap

Date: 20-03-2010 9:29 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor

Sheenor at 20-03-2010 09:29 AM (14 years ago)

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>

> A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at

> the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in

> the bag with the

>

> next collection of soiled clothes :

>

> "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

>

> She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied

> with the results, so the following week she enclosed another

> note:

>

> "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

>

> The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her

> clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM:

>

> "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

>

>

>

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I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:29 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

neossha at 20-03-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Bazemaster at 20-03-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)

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Tissues please!

I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER

Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

MrDon at 20-03-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)

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pad please

Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago)

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funi

Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:00 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Bomber at 21-03-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago)

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lwkmd

The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.

Posted: at 21-03-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

lyinka at 21-03-2010 08:37 PM (14 years ago)

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...

GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:37 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

asaph at 21-03-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago)

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i said its funny

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:44 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago)

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LMAO

Posted: at 21-03-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

lomo1st at 25-03-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 25-03-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

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