The Nun and the Cabbie

Date: 20-03-2010 5:28 pm (14 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 20-03-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago)
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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's  nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that -

1) you have to be single and

2) you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
 
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party


Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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two sinners this made me laugh
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 20-03-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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he is no nun u hear just wearing the custume

Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 20-03-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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thank u poster
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 09:20 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 20-03-2010 09:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 21-03-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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.

Posted: at 21-03-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Funny Die!
Posted: at 21-03-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 21-03-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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k'l

Posted: at 21-03-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 21-03-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago)
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.

Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 21-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 21-03-2010 06:45 PM
k'l

what the hizzle are u talking bout? If you hate your life, don't start asking others to hate it too. Life's sweet, live it, love it, and party in it too.
Posted: at 21-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 22-03-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 21-03-2010 08:41 PM
Quote from: Bomber on 21-03-2010 06:45 PM
k'l

what the hizzle are u talking bout? If you hate your life, don't start asking others to hate it too. Life's sweet, live it, love it, and party in it too.
what are u talking about?

Posted: at 22-03-2010 06:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 22-03-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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asking???

Posted: at 22-03-2010 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 24-03-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one. Crazy cabbie. That nun Kevin must have been a naija guy. Him no carry last.
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- loverrose at 24-03-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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dats a gud 1
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 24-03-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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size1 where have u been?

Posted: at 24-03-2010 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 24-03-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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he went to the village

Posted: at 24-03-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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