BLOND PAINT JOB

Date: 20-03-2010 5:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: nkwocha ifeyinwa michelle
- at 20-03-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blond said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue


Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- quinzee4me at 20-03-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 20-03-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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lol but hope it will not soon be condemmed

Posted: at 20-03-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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