Engineers vs. Managers

Date: 21-03-2010 2:20 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 21-03-2010 02:20 PM (14 years ago)
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A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an engineer, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

14_Inches

Posted: at 21-03-2010 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- elusakin at 22-03-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL, dumb manager.
Posted: at 22-03-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 22-03-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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dump and dull
Posted: at 22-03-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 22-03-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 22-03-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 22-03-2010 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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wat a foolish manager
Posted: at 22-03-2010 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 22-03-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 22-03-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 22-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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its not there work
Posted: at 22-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 23-03-2010 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 23-03-2010 09:02 AM (14 years ago)
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im bk ooh nice 1
Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago)
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sorry
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damosco4real at 23-03-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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they're all right..all na same!
Posted: at 23-03-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:49 AM (14 years ago)
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shoo
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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