> mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new
> BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
>
> The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,
> RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and
> asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and
> calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"
>
> Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
> peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why
> not?"
>
> The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook
> computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone,
> and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up
> a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he
> then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in
> an ultra-high-resolution photo.
>
> The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe
> Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in
> Hamburg , Germany.
>
> Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that
> the image has been processed and the data stored. He then
> accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
> spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few
> minutes, receives a response.
>
> Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
> hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the
> cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
>
> "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my
> calves," says Bud.
>
> He watches the young man select one of the animals and
> looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the
> trunk of his car.
>
> Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
> exactly what your business is, will you give me back my
> calf?"
>
> The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,
> "Okay, why not?"
>
> "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
>
> "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you
> guess that?"
>
> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up
> here even though nobody called you. You want to get paid for
> an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You
> used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show
> me how much smarter than me you are, and you don't know a
> thing about how working people make a living, or about cows
> for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
>
> Now give me back my dog.
>
>
>
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