"I'm Being Raped By A Snake Every Night" -Prophet Cries Out After Sleeping With A Female Cult Member

Date: 24-03-2017 8:46 am (7 years ago) | Author: success Xenab
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A 40-year-old Zimbabwean self-styled prophet has revealed that he now physically engages in anal sex with a snake since bedding Sheila Taibu, a member of a popular cult in Zimbabwe.

Speaking about the tormenting trauma, Pachawa Kwanamba said since the encounter, a mysterious snake is in the habit of penetrating him from his behind every day.
'Sometimes I feel it is much better for me to die than to continue to live the life that I am living.

'Mysterious things have been happening to me ever since the day I had sex with Sheila and I now regret the decision I made of indulging in sex with her. Whenever I explain my situation to people some think I am insane and others would cut communication ties with me.

'I helplessly find myself being a victim of anal sex every day; the snake only comes whilst I am about to sleep and enters me from behind.

"This does not happen spiritually but the snake comes in its physical state and I even have scars on my behind to prove what I am saying,' said Pachawa in a recent interview
He added that he has since lost his prophetic powers as a result of being intimate with the woman.

'When I reflect at what is happening in my life, I am reminded of the biblical Samson who lost all his powers after sleeping with Delilah.'

Posted: at 24-03-2017 08:46 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
- felicilin at 24-03-2017 09:16 AM (7 years ago)
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This World is just full of misery
Posted: at 24-03-2017 09:16 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mykie010 at 24-03-2017 09:46 AM (7 years ago)
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It serves u right
Posted: at 24-03-2017 09:46 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- OLOWOBABA10 at 24-03-2017 10:58 AM (7 years ago)
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TORTOISE WILL RAPE YOU THIS TIME
Posted: at 24-03-2017 10:58 AM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourita at 24-03-2017 11:23 AM (7 years ago)
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Wahala dey o Grin Grin Grin dis one wey small small prophet full every corner so Tongue Tongue idiot fellows Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-03-2017 11:23 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 24-03-2017 11:29 AM (7 years ago)
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HA HA HA I NO FIT LAUGH...
Posted: at 24-03-2017 11:29 AM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Larry28 at 24-03-2017 12:23 PM (7 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-03-2017 12:23 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- morolayo at 24-03-2017 12:26 PM (7 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-03-2017 12:26 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 24magic at 24-03-2017 12:30 PM (7 years ago)
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You need deliverance
Posted: at 24-03-2017 12:30 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akinmanchy at 24-03-2017 12:49 PM (7 years ago)
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Hehehehehe dis one don dey craze
Posted: at 24-03-2017 12:49 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- osarobo62 at 24-03-2017 01:44 PM (7 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin  maybe na your landlord dey enter you from behind
Posted: at 24-03-2017 01:44 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Otikadinje at 24-03-2017 01:51 PM (7 years ago)
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You don fork enter gbege Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2017 01:51 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eric2000 at 24-03-2017 02:12 PM (7 years ago)
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lies..lies lies....
Posted: at 24-03-2017 02:12 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 24-03-2017 03:20 PM (7 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2017 03:20 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- benosky4 at 24-03-2017 03:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Very simple case, just get a sharp knife and attack the a*s piping snake.
Posted: at 24-03-2017 03:27 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chericoco at 24-03-2017 03:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Na which kind snake? Anaconda?  Oboy your ass don sore all. So you give your ass for di snake to hammer you? As a prophet wetin you bi dey do with a cultist?
Posted: at 24-03-2017 03:29 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- crocatum at 24-03-2017 05:56 PM (7 years ago)
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better for you, you are a happy prophet now.
Posted: at 24-03-2017 05:56 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akinmanchy at 29-03-2017 07:14 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok noted
Posted: at 29-03-2017 07:14 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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