Satan

Date: 23-03-2010 12:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 23-03-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
> Satan stopped me as I was heading out the door.
>
> "You going to lunch?" she asked.
>
> "If you're asking because you want to go with me then, no,
> I
> stopped eating food a long time ago."
>
> "I'd rather eat with the Mongol Horde and be their love
> slave
> instead of eating with you," she fired back. "No, I need
> you to
> cash this check and give it to the girls who are going out
> of
> town tomorrow."
>
> So I stopped at the bank, got the cash and gave it to the
> woman who is our EVP of something or other. She was talking
> to
> some guy near the office doorway.
>
> "Here you go," I said handing her the stack of cash. "And
> next
> time, if you want this much again, I expect you to do a
> bunch
> of Kegel exercises. OK?"
>
> She looked at me and the guy's jaw dropped open. I smiled.
>
>
> She finally said, "TZ, I'd like you to meet Bob, my
> husband."
>
> "Oh," I said reaching out and shaking his hand. "Very nice
> to
> meet you."

Posted: at 23-03-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- federico at 23-03-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago)
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shitt
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 23-03-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 23-03-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- irule at 23-03-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Wrong place
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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what is this ?
Posted: at 23-03-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 23-03-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago)
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ask him again
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 23-03-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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so long
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 08:53 PM (14 years ago)
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kolo
Posted: at 23-03-2010 08:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damosco4real at 23-03-2010 11:43 PM (14 years ago)
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we need a psychiatrist here...
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 24-03-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 24-03-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Ranting
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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the guy shld be seeing a shrink ooo,
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- loverrose at 24-03-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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i agree oooooooo
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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u shld be seeing one too, come to think of it, we shld all be seeing a shrink ooo
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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