Secret to get a lady on bed (tell no one pls)

Date: 23-03-2010 2:18 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 23-03-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women.
His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them.
Great says his mate, what is it!
Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 23-03-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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what has this got to do with getting the woman laid??? poster i think u need to see a shrink ooo
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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u would't know cos u walk pass the school instead of attending school. waitin chloroform dey to person and after that imagine the rest
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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na me u dey yab so? me way spent15 years for nusery sch.....
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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were do i laf here pls tell me
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago)
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@MrDon you con use another 31years for secondary
Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080barca at 24-03-2010 08:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on 23-03-2010 02:18 PM
A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women.
His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them.
Great says his mate, what is it!
Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted: at 24-03-2010 08:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 24-03-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onchedu at 24-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Rape? Ha. I no dey o.
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 24-03-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago)
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hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 24-03-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 24-03-2010 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 24-03-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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DULL CHILDS Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 24-03-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 24-03-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 23-03-2010 04:35 PM
were do i laf here pls tell me

hahahahahaha!!!  dats d rill joke
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 24-03-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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just pass
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 24-03-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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i don pass finish, y u call me bac?
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 24-03-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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robish
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 24-03-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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I FINK SO
Posted: at 24-03-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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