Caca

Date: 25-03-2010 7:02 am (12 years ago) | Author: Sheenor Kunley
- at 25-03-2010 07:02 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
> A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the

> airplane when the

> he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that

> flights go

> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow

> passenger.'

>

> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it

> slowly and

> said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk

> about?'

>

> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the  congressman. 'How about

> global warming or

> universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

>

> OK, ' she said. 'Those could be  interesting topics.

> But let me ask you

> a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the

> same stuff -

> grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow

> turns out a flat

> patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do

> you suppose

> that is?'

>

> The California legislator, visibly surprised by the little

> girl's

> intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no

> idea.'

>

> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

> qualified to

> discuss global warming or universal health care when you

> don't know

> shit? 


Posted: at 25-03-2010 07:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 25-03-2010 07:20 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
sounds familiar... but made me smile

Posted: at 25-03-2010 07:20 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Andes at 25-03-2010 07:43 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Sounds unfamiliar, but did not make me cry lol.
Posted: at 25-03-2010 07:43 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- monasea at 25-03-2010 06:07 PM (12 years ago)
(f)
seen b4
Posted: at 25-03-2010 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- colenzo at 25-03-2010 06:29 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
interesting but not funny

Posted: at 25-03-2010 06:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- elusakin at 25-03-2010 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
Where's the joke in this?
Posted: at 25-03-2010 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- oaksplitter at 25-03-2010 08:35 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
nice 1 dia
Posted: at 25-03-2010 08:35 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Bomber at 25-03-2010 08:49 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
hmmm

Posted: at 25-03-2010 08:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- lyinka at 25-03-2010 09:25 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
cool one

Posted: at 25-03-2010 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- federico at 25-03-2010 11:02 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
guy u try...
Posted: at 25-03-2010 11:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- lyinka at 25-03-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago)
(m)
sho

Posted: at 25-03-2010 11:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- federico at 26-03-2010 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: lyinka on 25-03-2010 11:11 PM
sho
watin u march caca??  Shocked
Posted: at 26-03-2010 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply