The most powerful word (Shit)

Well, shit...

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck,or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember,once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

You can make your comment/s if you give a shit.

Posted: at 26-03-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u are inpatient that is why is see it long and maybe u are not a good reader as well... is just a guess

Posted: at 26-03-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

cos we face shit in life at times

Posted: at 26-03-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

yes i know cos i post shit

Posted: at 26-03-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

reading shit master

Posted: at 26-03-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

nonsense shit `

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Posted: at 26-03-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You can make your comment/s if you give a shit...what is dis?@ poster..phyuk SHIT!!!

Posted: at 26-03-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thats one big bag a shit

Posted: at 26-03-2010 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

i no the poster is confused...well SHIT happen

Posted: at 27-03-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol no one can stand the shit i drop...

Posted: at 29-03-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming