The New Job

Date: 26-03-2010 10:06 pm (12 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 26-03-2010 10:06 PM (12 years ago)
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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

 He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
 
"Have you ever been in the military service?" 

"Yes," he says "I was in Iraq  for two years."
 
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
 
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."   
 
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want  me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?"
 
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


Posted: at 26-03-2010 10:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- yahoomail at 27-03-2010 12:05 PM (12 years ago)
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jst pasin
Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:05 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-03-2010 12:16 PM (12 years ago)
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haha..still funny..but posted b4
Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- debdup at 27-03-2010 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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it's really funny.
Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 27-03-2010 12:59 PM (12 years ago)
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ok o

Posted: at 27-03-2010 12:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-03-2010 04:32 PM (12 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 27-03-2010 04:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 27-03-2010 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 27-03-2010 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 27-03-2010 05:47 PM (12 years ago)
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uncle posted b4 how u dey?Huh?/
Posted: at 27-03-2010 05:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- megafather1 at 27-03-2010 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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what a joking joke
Posted: at 27-03-2010 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- harrywax_224 at 27-03-2010 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4 n b4
wats ur problem.. tnk tnk of ur own.
Posted: at 27-03-2010 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 27-03-2010 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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...

Posted: at 27-03-2010 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 27-03-2010 10:17 PM (12 years ago)
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guys tnx for telling me this is the remix part 1

Posted: at 27-03-2010 10:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 27-03-2010 10:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Hehehe

Posted: at 27-03-2010 10:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-03-2010 12:33 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-03-2010 12:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-03-2010 12:39 AM (12 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 28-03-2010 12:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 28-03-2010 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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hehe funi
Posted: at 28-03-2010 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 28-03-2010 10:00 AM (12 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 28-03-2010 10:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-03-2010 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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yh

Posted: at 28-03-2010 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 28-03-2010 02:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Not bad.
Posted: at 28-03-2010 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 28-03-2010 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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ok just passing

Posted: at 28-03-2010 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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