Phone call (remix)

Date: 27-03-2010 8:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 27-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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> George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Gen.. Sani Abacha all die

> and go to hell.

>

> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is

> for.

>

> The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

>

> George Bush calls USA and talks for 5 minutes.

>

> When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is

> a million dollars, so Bush writes him a check.

>

> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30

> minutes.

>

> When she's finished the devil informs her that cost is 6

> million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

>

> Finally Gen Sani Abacha gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

>

> When he's finished the devil informed him that there would

> be no charge and feel free to call NIGERIA anytime.

>

> Bush goes ballistic and asks the devil why Abacha got to

> call the NIGERIA free.

>

> The devil replied, "Since YAR'ADUA became president of the NIGERIA

> , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

>

>

>

> -------------------------

Posted: at 27-03-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- vantheo at 27-03-2010 08:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Lol.......i no fit shout
Posted: at 27-03-2010 08:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- yahoomail at 27-03-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago)
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its real dats to show how bad nigeria is doin
Posted: at 27-03-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- masterhappy at 27-03-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Even d sun xpresses hw close nigeria is to hell
Posted: at 27-03-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyinka at 27-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 27-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-03-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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no wonder u call am remix...reposted joke
Posted: at 27-03-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 31-03-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 31-03-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 31-03-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 31-03-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e-love at 31-03-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 31-03-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prisy20 at 31-03-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
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hey bro, u jst caused ur country instead of saying a prayer joke but u re dragging it 2 hell n dats not rite, u dnt knw wat eva u say or write seriously or joking counts in heaven.
                                                                   think abt it. Smiley
Posted: at 31-03-2010 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexymilla at 2-04-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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hey bro, u jst caused ur country instead of saying a prayer joke but u re dragging it 2 hell n dats not rite, u dnt knw wat eva u say or write seriously or joking counts in heaven.
                                                                   think abt it. Smiley



Hi, this is an entertainment zone not church...if u are in Nigeria,u are already in hell...all u need is to  pray to get out of it...lol
Posted: at 2-04-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- belindajustins at 2-04-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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lol....
Posted: at 2-04-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 2-04-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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nice but posted b4
Posted: at 2-04-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegemege at 3-04-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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lolzzz
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 01:48 AM (14 years ago)
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not funny, i am not in hell
Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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