>
> Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite
> side.
>
> Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
>
> A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
>
> Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.
>
> In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
>
> He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present
> there to understand his screams.
>
> Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
>
> A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.
>
> All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.
>
> Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever
> performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from
> others. We are going to send you to hell."
>
> Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer,
> please."
>
> Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with
> no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
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