The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table!”
Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.
“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”
“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the honeypot.”
Posted: at 1-04-2010 03:59 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Not funny because it did not amuse me
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Ok
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 3-04-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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